February 1, 2010

Dearest Emma,

I saw you the other day, and wondered how you do it. Aren’t you even tired? ‘Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!

Really, I can’t stop thinking about you. You would be the luckiest girl in the world if you chose to be with me for the rest of your life. I’ll give you five reasons why you should choose me over the other guys: I promise not to drive me crazy with late night parties – I won’t bring my buddies home, I would go to their homes instead; I will let you hold the remote control when we’re watching TV on weekends; I won’t cook meals so you wouldn’t get sick; I will bring you out to dine in expensive restaurants – as long as we split the bill; and I will not make you sad – I’ll keep you laughing with my great sense of humor!

Keeping my fingers crossed,

Daniel

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