Birthday Letter from President
Osama Bin Laden
Al Qaeda Group,
12 Somewhere In Hiding Street
London United Kingdom.
It gives me immense pleasure in writing this letter to you in order to wish you on your birthday. I believe that you must be surprised as you did not expect this letter from me.
I would like to wish you Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day. I would also like to bless you so that you have a long as well as healthy life. May God fulfill all your wishes and you get lots of gifts on this birthday. I hope that you have planned for an exciting birthday party with all your near and dear ones. It may not be possible for me to attend your birthday due to my service to the country.
I wish you all the best for a bright future
President of UK.