I am so proud of you for being such a good boy throughout the year. I know that you have obeyed your parent very well and that you have never caused them any problems. For this reason, I wanted to say to you that I am very much pleased to give you the gift that you have been longing for.
We have been very busy out here at the North Pole but thanks to some elves, I have nothing to worry about. My sleigh is already tuned up and Rudolph is now in great shape. In fact, he wanted to visit you personally and greet you a happy Christmas.
I am looking forward to meeting you personally Andrew. You deserve to have the toy you ought to receive.
Just do not forget to leave some food to the reindeers.